|Occupation||Door-to-door interpretive dancer|
|Location||Massachusetts, United States|
|Introduction||Your #1 source for poorly-drawn misanthropic feline monitoring.|
|Interests||Politics, Gardening, Medieval Manuscripts, the History of Science, Parenting, Salman Rushdie, Buddhism, Historical Fiction, Contemporary Architecture, Recycling, Green Energy, Pilates, Orientalism, Bird Watching, Renaissance Culture, Italy, Wine, Simon Schama.|
|Favorite Movies||Night on Earth, Orlando, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Run Lola Run|
|Favorite Music||The National, Police, Feist, Cat Power, Okkervil River, Punjabi MC, Elvis Costello, Seu Jorge, Jovanotti, Wilco.|
|Favorite Books||Midnight's Children, The Women of Brewster Place, In the Fall, Pride and Prejudice, the House of the Spirits, The Sunne in Splendour, Cold Mountain, Beloved, His Dark Materials|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I'd probably just stay there and we could play with the slinky. Is the goat lactating?