J. Wellington Rommefeller

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Internet
Occupation Sophistocated game reviewer
Location Austin, TX, United States
Introduction I'm a proper gentleman, a rare breed these days. Ruffians, hooligans, and ne'er-do-wells of the internet embarrass the good name of game reviewing. I am here to make reviews classy again.
Interests Video games, A good game of baseball with the roustabouts, Reading
Favorite Movies I've not seen many films, but Nanook of the North was a very entertaining watch.
Favorite Music All kinds! It seems my heart has a soft spot for the cello.
Favorite Books The complete works of Conan Doyle, A few Shakespeare plays, The Great Gatsby

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Milkshakes don't have feelings, but I suspect that if they did, they would be more offended by the blending process than being poked with a straw.