J. Wellington Rommefeller
|Occupation||Sophistocated game reviewer|
|Location||Austin, TX, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a proper gentleman, a rare breed these days. Ruffians, hooligans, and ne'er-do-wells of the internet embarrass the good name of game reviewing. I am here to make reviews classy again.|
|Interests||Video games, A good game of baseball with the roustabouts, Reading|
|Favorite Movies||I've not seen many films, but Nanook of the North was a very entertaining watch.|
|Favorite Music||All kinds! It seems my heart has a soft spot for the cello.|
|Favorite Books||The complete works of Conan Doyle, A few Shakespeare plays, The Great Gatsby|
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Milkshakes don't have feelings, but I suspect that if they did, they would be more offended by the blending process than being poked with a straw.