Mike
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Comedian |
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | Aspiring comedian/ writer/ model/ actor/ rapper/ nuerosurgeon/ surgeon general/ general/ president of General Mills. I take pride in being living proof that college isn't the best thing for everyone; if you were an ignorant jackass when you enrolled, you'll probably be an ignorant jackass when you graduate, you'll just be more articulate about it. |
| Interests | Movies where people get hurt, playing billiards poorly, playing shufflepuck even worse, eating fajitas with friends at Mi Rancho, getting girls to slather me in oil and tell me what a dirty boy I am |
| Favorite Movies | Anything with a brooding self-involved lead who can't seem to make it to the end without being provoked into kicking everyone's asses |
| Favorite Music | Anything antiquated or out-of-touch with today's young people. I usually don't start liking a form of music until it's at least 10 years out of style |
| Favorite Books | Biographies of performers and artists, Anything to do with architecture and/or photography, Batman comic books |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Kick the goat after it tries to nibble at my t-shirt for the eighth time. Bleating gets the attention of a inbred farmer passing by who thought he found a new love slave and is a little disappointed to see a person down there too. Drown the goat while the farmer's getting help after he tries to nibble at my t-shirt for the fourteenth time. Play with the slinky while I wait to be rescued.