About me

Gender Female
Location California, United States
Introduction Wants to lay by the pool in a bikini, and get an awesome tan (Not yet, though).

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

My dear aunt, thank so very much for my new syrup dispenser. I admire your creativity and conventionality. I will be sure to add it to my rooster-shaped dispenser collection -- five more and I'll be a platinum-rank rooster-bop collector!