kris

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Automotive
Occupation Professional Comment Whore
Location Washington, DC, United States
Introduction Welcome, party people. I'm Kris. Pull up a chair, and let me take that bottle of wine off your hands.
Interests All things Court TV. . ., the word "plucked". . ., hugging my Tina Fey plush. . ., red roses and longs walks on the beach with my cats. . ., the smell of old folk and human oil in the morning. . .
Favorite Movies Airplane, Mr. Mom, Tootsie, 9 to 5, About A Boy, Seven, Silence of the Lambs
Favorite Music Anything on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Electronica, Polka, Electronic Polka
Favorite Books Our Bodies Ourselves, Are You My Mother?, I'm OK You're OK, Where in Hades is my Parachute? Who Moved My Brie?

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

Hell if I know. Here's my question: Do you need to use tampons on the moon?