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|Occupation||Professional Comment Whore|
|Location||Washington, DC, United States|
|Introduction||Welcome, party people. I'm Kris. Pull up a chair, and let me take that bottle of wine off your hands.|
|Interests||All things Court TV. . ., the word "plucked". . ., hugging my Tina Fey plush. . ., red roses and longs walks on the beach with my cats. . ., the smell of old folk and human oil in the morning. . .|
|Favorite Movies||Airplane, Mr. Mom, Tootsie, 9 to 5, About A Boy, Seven, Silence of the Lambs|
|Favorite Music||Anything on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Electronica, Polka, Electronic Polka|
|Favorite Books||Our Bodies Ourselves, Are You My Mother?, I'm OK You're OK, Where in Hades is my Parachute? Who Moved My Brie?|
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Hell if I know. Here's my question: Do you need to use tampons on the moon?