Douglas J. Ogurek
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Douglas J. Ogurek is the pseudonymous and sophomoric founder of the unsplatterpunk subgenre, which uses splatterpunk conventions to deliver a positive message. His short story collection I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time (Plumfukt Press), a juvenile stew of horror and bizarro, aims to make readers lose their lunch while learning a lesson. His novella Stone Ovaries and Bowling Balls Trapped in Beautiful Prodigy World (Planet Bizarro) offers a minefield of immaturity filled with bodily expulsions, princesses, deranged mothers, malapropisms, and guacamole. Ogurek also guest-edits the wildly unpopular UNSPLATTERPUNK! “smearies” published by Theaker’s Quarterly Fiction. These anthologies are unavailable at your library and despised by your mother. Publications have rejected Ogurek’s work nearly 2,000 times. However, some of the world’s leading literary journals thanked him (in form letters) for submitting manuscripts. One highly respected publication even said, “We want to thank you for your kindness in letting us see your work.” Thus, Ogurek is a kind author. More at www.douglasjogurek.weebly.com. Twitter: @unsplatter |
| Interests | Fitness, coffee, cliché destruction, being awake |
| Favorite Movies | Whiplash, Signs, American Psycho, Paranormal Activity, Human Centipede 2, Blair Witch Project, The Ring, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Four Rooms |
| Favorite Music | Impending Doom, Becoming the Archetype, Hortor, Hope for the Dying, Renascent, A Hill to Die Upon, other death metal/unblack metal with themes of Christianity and compassion |
| Favorite Books | Brain Cheese Buffet (Edward Lee), I Am Charlotte Simmons (Tom Wolfe), A Man in Full (Tom Wolfe), collected short stories of Raymond Carver, Night Shift (Stephen King), Richard Laymon short story collections |