cowtones
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Envelope Licking |
| Location | City of Lost Children, Mental, Belize |
| Introduction | Birth, the tribe spoke. |
| Interests | Mail order fraud,bedazzling,curing agoraphobia, Destroying civilization while building up hope for the children's future, lemonade, caustic symbolism pertaining to ancient troglodytes, living on adrenaline and powernaps, stating obvious declarations during prolonged small talk conversations with unknowing victims, my dogs. |
| Favorite movies | Any movie where people still smoke cigarettes. |
| Favorite music | Any music where people sound like they smoke alot of cigarettes. |
| Favorite books | Currently reading "How to Monitor Your Boss's Internet Porn Addiction From a Remote Cubicle". It helps to have ammo when the shit goes down. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
Simple, poop. No laughter, just relief.