Dr. Cosmo Debris, PhD

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Investment Banking
Occupation retired stock market wizard
Location Boulder, CO, United States
Introduction I am a wealthy, reclusive monkey with a passion for rock music. When I was very young, I was kidnapped from my home in the Congo and sold to a top secret brain research lab in Boulder. There I was given an experimental drug that gave me a phenomenally high IQ and a host of psychic powers. The scientists in this lab listened to KBCO all day long, by the way. I was too smart to let them know that the drug had given me super powers, so I acted stupid and contacted a group of militant animal rights activists via mental telepathy. They staged a daring armed raid on the research compound and freed me. Driving away from the raid, my liberators made the mistake of playing the song "If I Had a Rocket Launcher" by Bruce Cockburn, and I went berserk and killed them all. I really hate that song. After that, I made a killing in the stock market, and now I live a simple solitary life in my charming mountain home. I still listen to KBCO all day long. I have stumped The Sage twice in the past five years.
Interests rock trivia, saving endangered species, gourmet cooking, and collecting contemporary art pottery.
Favorite Movies Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Conquest for the Planet of the Apes, Escape from The Planet of the Apes, Return to the Planet of the Apes, Every Which Way But Loose, Bedtime for Bonzo, Bonzo Goes to College, and the entire Tarzan series.
Favorite Music The Magnetic Fields, Nina Hagen, XTC, Peter Gabriel, Robyn Hitchcock, The Grateful Dead, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Suzanne Vega, The Eels, BNL, U2, Frank Zappa, Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, The Smiths, The Minus 5, The Venus 3, Todd Rundgren, M.I.A., James Brown, Bob Dylan, Soul Coughing, They Might Be Giants, Fun Boy Three, Ben Folds, Esquivel, Beat Happening, Jimi Hendrix, The Aquabats, Tom Waits, Van Morrison, Jane's Addiction, Wilco, Yazbek, Johnny Cash, The Kinks, Led Zepplin, Lou Reed, MC Honky, Los Lobos, Marvin Gaye, Le Tigre, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Gang of Four, Jim's Big Ego, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, King Missile, Oingo Boingo, Moxy Fruvous, Joy Division, Mungo Jerry, Phish, Morphine, The Supremes, The Who, Prince, Wesley Willis, and a bunch of other bands, too.
Favorite Books "The Origin of the Species" by Charles Darwin