The Jaunty Scamp

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Accounting
Location Austin, Texas, United States
Introduction I like to write, albeit poorly. I'm also do this great trick at parties as a human blockhead. This blog chronicles t-shirts, which I think are cool. I want to spread the word out on these shirts. Spread them... spread them about like super herpes.
Interests humor, writing, books, music, art, t-shirts, comic books, dead baby jokes, movies, Arrested Development
Favorite Movies The Usual Suspects, Superman Returns
Favorite Music Aimee Mann, We Are Scientists, Weezer, Foo Fighters, KT Tunstall, Gnarls Barkley, Fatboy Slim
Favorite Books The Land of Laughs, American Gods, Sleeping in Flames, The Great Over Easy, The Three Coffins

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

There once was a bald frog with a wig. And in the future, you pint-sized bastards will dissect that bald frog with the wig in the pursuit of science!