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About me

Gender Female
Industry Law
Occupation student
Location Austin, Texas, United States
Introduction Me: beer swilling, skirt chasing, obnoxious, rude, bitchy, and unabashed with a heart of gold ; You: getting the fuck out of my way
Interests bad jokes, offensive comedy, candy, hot teachers, stimulants, my girlfriend Sarah Silverman
Favorite Movies The Aristocrats, Go West!, Duck Soup, Night at the Opera, Almost Famous (Sit on my face Kate Hudson!), Wedding Crashers, Old School, Animal House, Kings of Comedy, Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic
Favorite Music Elliot Smith, The Polyphonic Spree, Buttercup (of San Antonio), Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Belle and Sebastian, Fats Domino, Chuck Berry, The Four Tops, Public Enemy
Favorite Books Sartre, any of the poetry of Yevgeny Yevtushenko, the novels of Bulgakov, the Glass Family stories of JD Salinger, The Last Temptation of Christ by Kazantzakis, the novels of Zola, anything by Faulkner

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Pennies are made of copper. So was the wire my dad used to use to "help me" with my loose teeth.