|Occupation||Sometime writer, frequent editor, and usual snarky bitch|
|Location||Red Berry Joy Town|
|Introduction||I'm the only person I know above the age of 5 who honestly laughs out loud at Tom & Jerry cartoons.
I refuse to buy greeting cards that rhyme.
I hate things that are lemon-flavored but not things that are lemon-scented.
I'm always thirsty.
I'm the most intensely insecure person you will ever meet.
I'm mildly afraid of heights, mostly because of the grisly thoughts I get in my head when I picture falling from them.
I'm obsessed with being on time. Probably because I never am anymore.
I don't like having my feet touched. For any reason.
I dislike eating in front of people who aren't.
I dislike most condiments.
I can't belch.
I am a vast wasteland of useless knowledge. No, really...I go to bars and play trivia. For fun. Well, that and money.
I never kill spiders.