Gender	Male
Occupation	M&M alphabetizer
Location	Not where I'd like to be
Introduction	Simple... I'm me.
Interests	Good food, good friends, good times, Chargers
Favorite movies	Anything Jimmy Stewart or Adam Sandler
Favorite music	Country and rock
Favorite books	Tom Clancy's novels, The Odyssey, Bible, 101 uses for a dead cat.

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

In China. The shortest distance between two points is the end point.