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About me

Location East Coast
Introduction I am a full-time child wrangler and shit schlepper. I am married to the funniest man in America and have two kids who like to keep toads in a terrarium. I enjoy classical singing, napping and Ruffles sour cream and cheddar chips.
Interests SLEEPING, reading, NAPPING, smiles, TexMex food, yoga, singing, surfing the Internet, New Zealand, popcorn with parmesan, spicy bloody marys with extra olives...
Favorite Movies The Bird Cage, Amadeus, Shakespeare in Love, Maverick, Office Space
Favorite Books The Poisonwood Bible (Kingsolver), The Red Tent (Diamant), Memoirs of a Geisha (Golden), What You Don't Have to Believe to Be a Christian (Ricker), Anything by Pat Conroy and Anita Shreve.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

ew. I hate the word 'moist.'