slitereturn
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I live near the ocean in a mountain hut that's decorated with seashells I find down near the beach where the waves crash into shore. I enjoy deepsea fishing, hot air balloon sightseeing, analyzing rock samples from the Jurassic era and maintaining my collection of old time bicycles when I am not writing. I recently got a laptop circa 1983 with lovely black backdrop and neon green text which is blotchy; plus each time I push the keys there is a loud clicking sound. The computer I found also came with an internet connection thanks to a Cable TV satellite which crashed into a cliffside near my residence. Ever since then I have been using the internet and computer as well as developing a strange radioactive growth on my arm that I am assuming is coming from the downed satellite wreckage. Some people think that my outlook on the world has changed or become bleak since the large, electronic ridden, ultra lightweight metallic-plastic hybrid frame came darting through the atmosphere crashing near me, but they are wrong. |
| Interests | none |
| Favorite movies | the bothersome man |
| Favorite music | elliott smith, beach boys, zombies, beatles, dr dog, liam finn, nirvana, quasi, woods, leisure society, rolling stones, sparklehorse |
| Favorite books | on the road, a confederacy of dunces |