matthewweflen

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Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation Adjunct Professor
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Interests Star Trek, reading, writing, movies, games, baseball, philosophy.
Favorite Movies Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt XXXXXX, Thank you so much for the syrup dispenser. You have chosen a wonderful gift, given my absolute love for pancakes and syrup. Every time I dispense syrup from this cock, I will think of you.