General Thomas

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Retired Mouser
Location The Warehouse, Ohio, United States
Introduction Our primary writer is a weatherbeaten veteran of the Rodent Wars, where he became highly decorated for the destruction of many vicious rodents. Now that he is retired, he sneaks onto his blog every night and writes about world events.
Interests World events, rodent sociology, methods of torturing dogs, fish...
Favorite Movies The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe; Prince Caspian;
Favorite Music I'm a Soldier (in the Army of the Lord)
Favorite Books All the Narnia books.

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Obviously, if you are asking that stupid a question, you MUST own a dog.