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About me

Industry Government
Occupation Attorney
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction I'm a lawyer, who actually loves her job, but dislikes most everything else. Especially loud talkers on public transportation. This blog, its contents, and certainly its author are not intended to be taken too seriously. If you do, well, you're an idiot.
Interests Criminal Law, Theatre, drinking wine, shooting pool, Reading the Federal Rules of Evidence, and by Federal Rules of Evidence, I mean People Magazine or PerezHilton.
Favorite Movies A League of Their Own, The Contender, JFK, Wizard of Oz, any cheesy dance/cheerleading movie (IE Bring it On, Save the Last Dance, etc...), Pulp Fiction
Favorite Music I'm not cool. Let's just leave it at that, shall we?
Favorite Books It ain't the bible. As a friend of mine points out, this section is only used to show everyone how intellectual, eclectic, or political you are, It's a trap and I'm not falling into it, so go act intellectually superior elsewhere.

If there's no I in team, why is there meat?

What a retarded quote. Yay. You can spell. There is no I in team. But you know what there is? An M and an E. That spells ME so fuck off, Coach.