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About me

Gender MALE
Location Falcon Heights, Land o' Lakes n' Liberals
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Introduction Besides being a writer par médiocre, I'm a basically decent sort, albeit flawed. Tolerated by 3 perfect teens and a downright saintly wife of 25 years.
Interests Merkur Automobiles, Blogging, Graphic Pornography (I KEED I KEED!), Vikings Football, Junk Accumulation
Favorite Movies Monty Python and the Holy Grail - what else is there? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Favorite Music Kinks, Ian Hunter, Sex Pistols, New Pornographers, Blur, Stones, Lou Reed, Prince
Favorite Books Who has time to read books? Anything by PJ O'Rourke, Kurt Vonegut, Portnoy's Complaint, Catcher in the Rye, The Myth of Alcoholism as a Disease

You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?

Fly to Europe and propose over a burger and beer at the Munich Hauptstrasse McDonald's. True story.