Helen the Felon

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Gender FEMALE
Industry Accounting
Occupation Judge/Jury/Executioner
Location Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction **This is my personal blog. The views expressed on these pages are mine alone and not those of my employer. Or my mom. Or Robert Loggia.**
Interests I care for Apple Jacks a great deal.

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

If by "fish" you mean "vagina," then yes, yes it can.