chawkc

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Advertising
Occupation It's not really Advertising, it's freakin' commercial traffic for god's sake. That doesn't really qualify, but close enough.
Location New York, NY, United States
Introduction When I landed on this planet from my Jovian homeworld, I was compelled to not succeed as much as possible. Unfortunately, I have lived up to this compulsion. Being weighed down by gravity and all.
Interests To be the world's largest midget.
Favorite Movies Too many and it depends on what year/genre.
Favorite Music Pretty much everything.
Favorite Books Pfah, reading, who reads anymore, I just absorb stories through my absorbatron. Oh wait, that's future me.