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About me

Gender Male
Industry Construction
Occupation CAD Technician
Location Akron, Ohio, United States
Introduction I am a husband and father of two rapidly growing kids who are both participating in sports. I'm taking online college courses at the moment (despite the negative stigma) and I have other factors in life that keep me out of the woods. Although I will complain, I love my family dearly.
Interests Backpacking, hiking, camping, paddling (canoe and kayak), Scouting, reading, writing, shooting, photography, freezer bag cooking, dehydrating food, gardening, drinking beer and wine, eating new foods, and many other things.
Favorite Music Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Tom Petty, Red Fang, The Decemberists, Iron and Wine, Fleet Foxes, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Tori Amos, Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, many others.
Favorite Books Without Remorse, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Wheel of Time Series, James Patterson novels, some Anne Rice, The Civil War by Bruce Catton

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

That's obvious. Jam a gourd onto one end of your bow and cut a hole in it. Instant lute.