Swearing Mother

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Lady of leisure
Location Birmingham, United Kingdom
Introduction There's not much to say about me, I am fairly boring. I love my family, love my friends, liked my job but need to do something more interesting with myself, preferably in a creative way. Fear it may be too late though. I do however have a rather odd sense of humour and a somewhat robust turn of phrase when the mood takes me....
Interests Shopping, reading, TV, socialising, eating, drinking, worrying. Shouting at people. Buying clothes, taking them back when I've seen myself in my mirror at home. Swearing. Writing furious letters to The Times.
Favorite Movies Jumping Jack Flash, Enemy of the State, Pretty Woman, Bridget Jones, Notting Hill, Shakespeare in Love, Conspiracy Theory, King's Speech, Skyfall.
Favorite Music Beatles, Scissor Sisters, Rolling Stones, The Cars
Favorite Books The Midnight Folk, a children's book by John Masefield. The Horse Whisperer.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

Drop the nut, knee in the crutch, two fingers up the nostrils and a Chinese burn - oh, sorry, did you mean just one?