|Occupation||I'm goin' down here, people...|
|Interests||Please read my friendster, myspace, facebook, yahoo personals, okcupid for that shit.|
|Favorite Movies||Cabin Blog, Caddyblog, To Kill a Mockingblog, Lord of the Blogs III: The Search for Curly's Blog|
|Favorite Music||Whatever that is super-hot right now.|
|Favorite Books||I created the Paul Bowles friendster profile.|
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
This question is impertinent.