Barbara Etlin

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation writer
Location Canada
Introduction Writer of MG novels, poet, journalist, humour writer, tulip greeter, Owl Princess, skunk sommelier. My collection of humorous poetry is no longer available. I want to be Shakespeare with a happy home life. I'm halfway there.
Interests owls, writing, reading, tulips, Bogie, books, humour, dogs, Shelties, art deco, poetry, Shakespeare, decoupage, collage, theatre, movies, travel
Favorite Movies almost anything starring Humphrey Bogart, The King's Speech, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Charade, Two for the Road, Stargate, Time After Time, The Princess Bride

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

If you break an ankle, you haven't got a leg to stand on.