Gender	Female
Occupation	writer
Location	Canada
Introduction	Owl Princess, Tulip Greeter, Skunk Sommelier. Writer of MG novels, author of Antique Piano & Other Sour Notes (humorous poetry collection, now OP).
Interests	owls, writing, reading, tulips, Bogie, books, humour, dogs, Shelties, art deco, poetry, Shakespeare, decoupage, collage, theatre, movies, travel
Favorite movies	almost anything starring Humphrey Bogart, The King's Speech, All The President's Men, Bullitt, The Graduate, Annie Hall, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Charade, Roman Holiday, Two for the Road.

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

If you break an ankle, you haven't got a leg to stand on.