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Industry Technology
Location Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction Kristin is terrible at writing blurbs. They come off cheesy or confusing or sales-y. She's just trying to tell her story one word at a time.
Interests reading, knitting, lounging, smack talking
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Inglourious Basterds, Sixteen Candles, Ghostbusters, Adventures in Babysitting
Favorite Books Catch 22, The World According to Garp, The Fountainhead, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, The Secret History, The Giving Tree, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, The Linnet Bird, The Bell Jar, A Prayer for Owen Meany

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

attach the slinky to the goats horns. Use lasso-action to swing the goat topside. Climb the slinky. Obviously.