|Location||Kansas City, Missouri, United States|
|Introduction||This is our family's account of our progress (and sometimes regress) toward living a simple, frugal, and eventually debt-free life. Everything you'll read here is true; only the names have been changed.|
|Interests||Cooking food, dusting furniture, paying bills, vacuuming carpets, washing laundry, saving money, scrubbing toilets, and avoiding a "real" job.|
|Favorite Movies||Dramas, Indie films, new westerns, a few comedies.|
|Favorite Music||Alt-country, old country, old rock, some blues, some jazz, a little bit of classical.|
|Favorite Books||Historical fiction, biographies, cookbooks, homemaking and personal finance books, scary Stephen King-type books.|
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When he says "footh greapwu nyppir", of course.