MFIII
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- Art Official Commune
- blog maverick
- Entertainment Weekly's Hollywood Insider
- ESPN Feed:
- Freakonomics
- Glenn Beck Articles
- Mike Barnicle News
- Paint the Town Leopard
- Singularity University
- The Daily Gut
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | East Providnece, Rhode Island, United States |
| Introduction | I was conceived by Scotish/Irish immigrants some odd years ago in a rural town in South Carolina. My childhood consisted of my two older brothers beating me over the head with a cold, steel frying pan and my mother screaming at me to pick up the garsh-darn micro machines. After that, I seemed to develop a bit of a deep hatred for Native Americans. Additionally, I mistakenly courted a woman who happened to already be taken. Turns out marriage licenses DO matter. Lastly, I'd like to point out that no one should cross me, for I am officially 13-0 in duels. Unofficially I've won hundreds, maybe thousands. I SWEAR IT. |
| Favorite Movies | American Psycho, The Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Star Wars Saga, Gladiator, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather |
| Favorite Music | Everything but Country |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Anything by Bret Easton Ellis, Most things by James Salter, Most things by Ernest Hemingway, Most things by Chuck Palahniuk, Many things by Stephen King, Many things by Tom Robbins |
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
Clearly, this is an easy one, Bob. You see, when the ancient Mayans developed magic markers, they gave each of them increased powers, ranging from the lowly petunia to the most potent burnt sienna. With the sienna, one has the ability to color in large oak trees on cave walls with the flick of the wrist. Also, if you sniff it hard and long enough, you can have any magical power your heart desires.