My blogs

About me

Industry Education
Occupation High School Assistant Principal
Location Midwest, United States
Introduction Have you not read about me in People? Not seen my documentary film? Well, I don't think I have time for you either.
Interests Popping bubble wrap and re-hanging pictures to a better height for people shorter than I. Cutting bitches.
Favorite Movies Come on. I can't list my favorite 679 movies HERE.
Favorite Music Any music with a ukelele. Or bongos. Otherwise, nothing.
Favorite Books What? Me, read? Pppppfffftttt.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Like all the boys want to come into the yard. My milkshake has that effect.