boomboomclap
My blogs
| Occupation | filmsmith |
|---|---|
| Location | atx |
| Introduction | I do not live an interesting life, but I am an American who can travel laterally (not forward, nor backwards, just across) through time and, inadvertantly, space. I don't like it, but I do not hate it. If anything, I fear my actions will destroy this world and a few next to it, and what's worse, I've become awfully lazy. |
| Interests | pointing out the sun moon or stars to people with a look of confusion on my face. |
| Favorite movies | Raising Arizona |
| Favorite music | music is for pussies |
| Favorite books | books are for music |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
tell him the candy apples were invented by the gays, maybe.