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Gender MALE
Industry Technology
Occupation Hater
Location Oak Park, Illinois, United States
Introduction I'm a cartoonist, illustrator, writer, and artist. I do a lot of other things, but that'll do for now. Hey what's up with that? I edit cartoons for Opium Magazine. I made this paper airplane one time, and I colored it blue -- but I used too much marker and the ink made the plane floppy and it didn't fly good.
Interests Jopping, Skroking, Scrunching, Wabbloging, Puggling, Gippering, Glouddling, Mannering, Cartoon, Vanningly, Shannglingering, Getting Angry, Siliconinining, Creortering, Waffering, Cartooning, Puringlingeringisms, Channingeri, Coal, Jumpopopiliuiligams, Forrogograting, Illustration, Honusteimism, Talking Smack, Permananetiumo, Stealing Home Base, Hereobalckbukko, Upesettingi, Patertiningkling, Shubboffos, Speeding, Falling Down Hills
Favorite Movies The Shining
Favorite Music Wang, Cruk, Shlou, Fra, Hup, Mo, Chok, Mo, Plo
Favorite Books De Septem Secundeis, The Fountainhead, Steganographia, Treasure Island, The Idiot, Scarlet and Black, Old Goriot, The Collected Works of William Blake, Unlikey Stories Mostly

Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:

1. Buy a yo-yo you don't care about.