|Location||Surprise, AZ, United States|
|Introduction||A quiet, thoughtful man with a good sense of humor, a sensitive and caring attitude and a love for animals and the environment. Not someone you would ever suspect of poaching walruses or of collecting rare and exotic animal feces. Nope...not this guy.|
|Interests||Reading, Writing, Travel, Going to Movies, Online Poker, Gardening, Cooking, Laughing, Chatting with friends, Playing Video Games (Is Wii-ing a Word?), Pets, Fantasy Football, Fishing, Camping.|
|Favorite Music||Jazz, Smooth Jazz, Cool Jazz, Modern Jazz Quartet, Bebop, Groove, Fusion, Acid Jazz, Free Jazz, Vocalese, and some rock music too.|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I would dial 911 from my cell phone to summon help. And while I waited for assistance I would come up with a good cover story for what I was really doing with a goat and a slinky.