One Maid A' Milking

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Gender FEMALE
Occupation Writer
Location Greater Philadelphia, United States
Introduction A mother of two and wife of one, who is attempting to navigate her way through parenthood, publication, and the occasional mall (no easy task with a double stroller).
Favorite Movies Love, Actually
Favorite Music At this point, Lori Berkner haunts me in my dreams and I can't get the Wonder Pets out of my head everytime the damn phone rings.
Favorite Books Once upon a time I read Oates, O'Brien, and Marquez...now I just know to avoid giving anything to a pig, a mouse, or a moose.

Why do the biggest diaper blow outs happen as soon as you are ready to walk out the door?