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Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Dietitian
Location L.A., California, United States
Introduction "A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life." - Joseph Addison
Interests A completely false resume gracias a Omar the BlogBuddy... Glo (814) 867-5309 123 Girl Street Beverly Hills, CA 90210 OBJECTIVE To find a job that allows me to do what I love, work with phantasms. EXPERIENCE 2005-Present GAP Springfield, MA Head Pirate Managed a team of seven pirates Increased sales by $42 in my first year 2002-2005 Downside CrossingsMissouri City, TX Customer Service Representative Bartered customers who had problems with their service Earned a 77% satisfaction rating, as determined by customer surveys Established a reputation with customers for being able to solve problems apparently SKILLS, TECHNOLOGIES & PROJECTS Microsoft Office Windows 98 Can type 908 words per minute EDUCATION Degree in Economics from USU, baby! References available upon request.
Favorite Movies Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility, LOTR:ROTK, Titanic, Touch of Evil, Malcolm X, Casablanca, The Girl with the Pearl Earring
Favorite Music Alanis, the Sarahs and Sting. Honorable mention: Jack Johnson.
Favorite Books The entire Jane Austen collection, Catch-22, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, No Doubt About It, No One Can Take Your Place, How to Win Friends and Influence People, The Complete Works of John Donne, The Magic of Ordinary Days, The Book of Mormon, The Bible

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I imagine very quickly in a scrambling fashion. I am no great wit during crisis and I hate goats.