Monica Watson

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Gender Female
Industry Student
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Location Takoma Park, Maryland, United States

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Cheapenhausen, I'm surprised you gave me anything. I will cherish this rather odd item as I douse my pancakes with syrupy goodness to my heart's content. Thank you for promoting my future diabetes/heart failure. Yours always, Monica