Ben

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Industry Agriculture
Occupation Bagel farmer
Location Westcott Nation
Introduction Ben lives in Syracuse, ate the best cake in the world in February of 2007, spends too much time on the Internet, is decent with the written word but doesn't actually speak English, breathes incense more than air, loves hot everything bagels, has to pretend to be annoyed when cats wake him up at 5:30 by walking on him but secretly likes it, can turn the edges of his ears inside out, doesn't like the public schooling system, and has a dog named Fred who is the bestest.
Interests nice jewish girls, bagels, becoming a lawyer, ba-tampte pickles, zayda and bubbe, lox, getting my foreskin back, the catskills, the old country, yiddishkeit, kinderland, noses, the messiah, kosher, gefilte fish, latkes, meshugenah