Gender	Female
Introduction	I have one husband, one daughter, one son, three dogs, and somehow I ended up with a fish named Marvelous. We're currently living with my parents. All of us. Even the fish. But he's been talking about getting a place of his own. To elaborate on that a little, I resigned from my shit ass job when I was about 9 weeks pregnant. My Ob put me on bedrest two weeks later. For some reason, employers aren't clamoring to hire knocked up, bedridden chicks. So, my husband was able to get a transfer near mi familia and here we are. Don't you dare judge me!! Just joshin'. I judge me all the time.

Gender

Female

Introduction

I have one husband, one daughter, one son, three dogs, and somehow I ended up with a fish named Marvelous. We're currently living with my parents. All of us. Even the fish. But he's been talking about getting a place of his own. To elaborate on that a little, I resigned from my shit ass job when I was about 9 weeks pregnant. My Ob put me on bedrest two weeks later. For some reason, employers aren't clamoring to hire knocked up, bedridden chicks. So, my husband was able to get a transfer near mi familia and here we are. Don't you dare judge me!! Just joshin'. I judge me all the time.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

In a shot glass, like everything else.