Michael
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Pirate |
| Location | Secret, Undisclosed, Michigan, United States |
| Favorite movies | Casablanca, Caddyshack, Airplane, The Maltese Falcon, Key Largo, Patton, Animal House, Kelly's Heroes, 2001, This is Spinal Tap, Dirty Rotten Scroundrels, A Fish Called Wanda, Aliens, Office Space |
| Favorite books | Atlas Shrugged, Treasure Island, any of Tom Clancy's "Jack Ryan" books, "The Call of the Sea" by Hertog |