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About me

Gender	Female
Occupation	artist and poseur professionale (sounds fancy)
Location	Illinois
Introduction	No, I'm not Dillahunt, Wolcott or McCall, but thank you VERY much for the laugh! Even when I'm sad, I'm happy. Half full. However, this makes me a danger to myself. My friends have taken to calling me "The Pinata." Some who have never had any direct contact with me whatsover and some who have and think they know me at all like to say I'm the world's best online scammer EVER. Every decade or so I get a taste to pose as a man (and up to 20 other people simultaneously) and reel me in some juicy middle-aged woman flesh for purposes they never quite explain. It sure ain't money or sex. This is because I'm a an expendable being who happens to be a conduit to much more interesting people they seek for the pursuit of their own issues and cons. My repeated flaw is devotion to people I actually know rather than a need to be safe and/or popular with strangers. So proceed to read me with caution. I can bend the minds of the uberintelligent and the agendized, and that's sayin' something.
Interests	My friends and family, shiny things, animals, pirates, Dead of the Dead/skeletons/skulls and boy ain't I trendy with that right now, handbags, all things Francais, keeping my lungs healthy, water.
Favorite movies	Who really needs them? Living a life is more interesting. Although old movies that run around 90 minutes are good.
Favorite music	Oldies but Goodies; classical, the "good music written by guys who are dead;" folky stuff; and Jazz Greats for the hammered dulcimer.
Favorite books	My favorite books are the ones referred to me by friends...and enemies. I like to read what others like to read because it's like reading them, too.

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Being a "stub," most sweaters do extend to my feet. However, I haven't worn a belt since 1995 and have no plans to ever indulge that kind of accessory ever again.