Sensei

My blogs

Gender	Male
Location	Dallas, Texas
Introduction	I'm just a guy trying to make sense of it all. I've spent years listening to my wife recount the details of The Oprah Winfrey Show. I don't know what a "Favorite Thing" is. I am clueless about full-body cleanses. Menopause, hot flashes and Kegal exercises terrify me. It's time for me to overcome my fears.
Interests	THINGS I LIKE: Flip-flops, Mrs. Sensei, Wilco, Sundays at the mall, looking at the ducks and turtles with Baby Sensei #1, reality TV shows (the non-crappy ones, ) Rock of Love, Denise Richards: It's Complicated, Deadliest Catch, queso, Kaanapali, Lahaina Fish Market, TV, HDTV, ESPN HD, mullets, the 1969 Camaro (the Z-28, not the SS, ) beaches, swimming, floatation devices, lifeguards, Paul Van Dyk, cargo shorts, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, the suicide squeeze, Manchester United, Fridays through Sundays, THINGS I HATE: shoes, the airline industry, bluetooth headsets, okra, driving slow in the fast lane, Heidi, Spencer, close talkers, Halitosis, crowds, construction, reality TV shows (the crappy ones, ) Tori & Dean, Dr. Phil, the side effects of asparagus, bad comedians, Gallagher, The Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Gilbert Gottfried, *'s, generic businessman talk, "How's it goin'? It's goin'., Mondays through Thursdays, OU, exclamation points!

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?

Trick question. If you're tasting pennies, you're eating them. If you're eating them, you're losing teeth.