Rich

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Military
Occupation Journalism, Marketing and Public Relations
Location D/FW, Texas
Introduction Born to a Puerto Rican mother and a pasty white daddy, Rich was doomed from the start. Looking like the love child of Joan Rivers and Ron Howard, his childhood and pubescent years were, well, rough. Developing a razor-sharp wit and really fast legs, Rich somehow managed to survive High School with minimal incidents, although there was that time he and his brother allegedly set a golf course on fire. After bombing out of Florida State University (without ever officially beginning classes, mind you) and squandering a perfectly good Music scholarship, Rich overcompensated for an excruciating rearing by joining the United States Marine Corps. Now a rifle AND pistol expert, Rich knows 137 ways to kill a man in less than 30 seconds and is awaiting the day any of his childhood opressors reopen their big fat freakin mouths. Currently living in New Orleans, Rich has a beautiful wife who is way out of his league and two children who thankfully look nothing like their father.
Interests Music, Cooking, Sports, Politics, arguing with people
Favorite Movies Scarface, Usual Suspects, We Were Soldiers, Reservoir Dogs, Godfather
Favorite Music Yes.
Favorite Books A National Party No More (Zell Miller), The Bible (God and Friends), I'm Back For More Cash (Tony Kornheiser), A Good Walk Spoiled (John Feinstein)

Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?

I don't know, but I'm sure it's owned by ClearChannel.