Ron Kopald

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About me

Gender Male
Location West of PDX, Oregon, United States
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Introduction Get the words out of my head!!! Ahh! The baby has an intolerance to soft plastic chew toys!!! How did I end up babysitting this kid!??
Favorite Movies Stupid fucking baby. What baby can't tolerate chew toys DESIGNED FOR THEM TO CHEW ON!?
Favorite Music Hold on, my snow tire store is on the other line...
Favorite Books great, now my mattress business needs me too!

Why did I open up two imaginary businesses in a fictional location in Beaverton?! WHY GODDAMNIT WHY!