|Location||Woodstock, Georgia, United States|
|Introduction||Elisson is a retired Corporate Drone; an amateur chef; and the blogosphere’s premier Colander Model. Wanna know more? Go here.|
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
My statue will be made of guano, highly compressed and polished to resemble marble, commemorating the victory of Bad Taste over Common Sense and Decency.