Max Affluence

About me

Gender MALE
Occupation War profiteering
Introduction Born in 1965 to parents Richard Milhouse Nixon (illegitimate) and burlesque showgirl Opulence Affluence. Max got his start in arms dealing with shipments of smuggled water pistols and BB guns into local schools. A longtime advocate of preemptive strikes to secure access to Persian Gulf oil, he has sat on the boards of some of the world's most succesful companies, including Union Carbide, Exxon, Enron and Philip Morris. He is past president of the Mercury Manufacturers Association, and is a founding member of the Konservatives Kountry Klub (KKK).
Interests Gun collecting, hunting endangered species, offshore banking, voter intimidation