Ram
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Ram is born of the ascending shadow. While still an infant, he used his grandmother's jawbone to fashion the world's first typewriter, then used that typewriter to fashion the world's first swear word. Seeing that it was too dark for humanity to read his new profanity, Ram stole fire from the gods and brought it to an ungrateful mankind. He currently lives in Anaikatti, Tamil Nadu, India with his wife, The Sea. |