Craig The Destroyer

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Gender MALE
Location United Kingdom
Introduction I'm Craig. I write here. I get foamy about little plastic models of men in silly outfits, and occasionally break things with my head in frustration.
Interests G.I. Joe, Transformers, Marvel stuff, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, videogames, Top Gear, your sister.

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

Because steam can't sing, and I like to demonstrate my superiority over boiled water.