JessiTRON

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Industry Technology
Occupation Programmer
Location St. Louis, MO, United States
Introduction I work at Stripe, in Scala/Ruby/Python/Go. I'm fascinated by dependency tracking, deployment, and other horrors of software engineering. Find me at software conferences around the world, usually talking about functional programming.
Interests programming, distributed systems, octupuses

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

How about in southern Mongolia? Then we wouldn't have to dig very far.