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About me

Industry Arts
Occupation Jill of All Trades
Location Ohio, United States
Introduction On a good day, Mostly Harmless. A 6’1 Amazon in blue jeans, Secretly more at home in the kitchen, Then fighting on the field, A Martha Stewart Warrior, In a Roller derby world.
Interests Crafting, Writing, Reading, Acting like a nutter while wearing Ren Faire Garb, varied and strange.
Favorite Movies Labyrinth, LOTR, Mindwalk, Rosenkrantz and Gilderstein are Dead, Spaceballs, Aliens, Benny & Joon, 300 & Meet the Spartans (just don't watch them on the same day) Underworld, Braveheart.
Favorite Music Blackmore's Night, Three Weird Sisters, Michael Buble, Lily Allen, Heather Dale, Heather Alexander, Masters of Chant, Pink.
Favorite Books Easier to list authors... its a British Invasion. Terry Pratchett, Ngaio Marsh, Dorothy Sayers, Agatha Christie, J.R.R. Tolkien. Fantasy, Mystery, History, and the back of the corn flakes box all work. Better to just say I read continually.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Turn the sucker on its side and make like a harp.