themelancholynoodle
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | superhero |
| Location | International Space Station, PonyLand, Turkmenistan |
| Introduction | i have no interests whatsever. I am a boring, feeble, old lady who likes to crochet her grandchildren sweaters and not look at the TV when it's on beacuse they are really evil. Computers are out to kill us all and I have no idea what those little things called Ipud's are. Probably because music is for the weak-minded. Those journalists are so twisted. So twisted. They make me sick with swine flu. Bitter bitter, ranty mcrant rantsauce.... cynical ahh pessimism oh poo. |
All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?
I don't. I just get new numbers using my awesome pick-up lines. Chyeah.