|Location||Maryland, United States|
|Introduction||Living in the basement of a non-descript apartment complex somewhere between Baltimore and Washington, this treasure trove of useless knowledge comes forth to share with all his love of everyday life, sports, and M*A*S*H|
|Interests||Baseball, Football, M*A*S*H|
|Favorite Movies||The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Animal House|
|Favorite Music||Very eclectic collection|
|Favorite Books||The Bible, North and South, Political Tomes|
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
No, I am tying to use my Jedi Mind control to make the clock run backwards