- the tide is high and so am i
- Silly Lists of Nothingness
- The Most Boring Blog Ever
- Answers from Alice
|Location||Long Beach Island, NJ, United States|
|Introduction||Greetings from the Jersey shore. Read my little life vignettes at your leisure. May they serve as a rude awakening or a powerful sleep aid. Rock forth.|
|Interests||Staring off into space, watching grass grow, washing hand towels.|
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
I spilled the moon and it looked like the milk.